Ushiromiya Natsuhi

askushiromiyaeva:

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!!!

… I hope this isn’t the near future! Jessica is too young to consider marriage!!

… I hope this isn’t the near future! Jessica is too young to consider marriage!!

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witchofthekitchenknives:




Oh my oh my, looks like Eeyore’s trying to give me a peptalk here ~ . Guhuhuhu. You know, considering the color, I’ve actually always wondering … Can you take your tail off as well, Natsuhi - neesan ~ ? …



… And also, who exactly are you taking me for?! Do you think I, Ushiromiya Eva, would let myself be intimidated so easily by a handful of people I don’t even know?! Don’t confuse me with yourself, you useless idiot! Just because you can’t stand unfounded criticism that you should easily be able to wipe off because it has no basis, doesn’t mean I can’t, okay?! Blood or not, it doesn’t matter - this is why you will always be below me, and this is why I am an Ushiromiya and you are not, moron! How dare you disgustingly and pitifully patronize me like that!? Know your place, maidservant! 



Do you honestly think I will buy your little joke ~ ? If it was for the first of april, too, you’re a little late, Natsuhi - neesan. ♥ Why don’t you stop pretending already, okay ~ ? We all know you were doing the boogie in your bedroom as soon as you saw my little act — as far as you can dance with that broomstick in a place where it shouldn’t be … why don’t you pull it out and go make yourself useful at last by cleaning a little yourself instead of just ordering people around like you’re the queen ~ ? …
Oh wait. You are completely useless. ♥ / giggle ) 

Oh, and don’t think you actually saw me cry, okay ~ ? I would never stoop so low as to cry publically over nothing like you so often do ~ . 




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I apologise for the delay in my reply. I had to take a minute to… take all of that in. I again apologise, I do not know what an Eeyore is. Is it some sort of new slang? *sigh* I can never keep up with culture nowadays.

Please be assured that my message was sent because I was worried about you, and your well-being. So, it is safe to say I must have fallen for your April Fool’s prank.

I am not rude enough to take pleasure out of someone’s misery. That is not what a good person would do. A member of my family, albeit by marriage was in trouble, and I tried to the only way I knew how. Please understand I did not intend any harm to you, Eva-neesan.

HIATUS: FINE! YOU KNOW WHAT?! IF THIS IS ALL I’M GOING TO GET, I WILL ” GIVE...

askushiromiyaeva:







FINE! YOU KNOW WHAT?! IF THIS IS ALL I’M GOING TO GET, I WILL ” GIVE IT A REST ” ! AND THAT’S NOT JUST GOING TO BE A NAP — DON’T EXPECT TO EVER SEE ME BACK, OKAY?! IF THIS IS THE BRUNT OF WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, YOU CAN JUST GO ALL LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO HAVE FUN WITH!…

Oh Eva-neesan. It is difficult to see you break down like this, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cry. Hang in there.

suzukaushiromiya asked: Greetings, Madame Natsuhi! I'm Suzuka~! I was wondering, do you have to take a lot of medicine for your headaches to go away? Thank you for your time~Suzuka

It depends on the severity of the headache.

Anonymous asked: Natsuhi-san, I love you. Please, accept my feelings.

I am married. Please leave me alone.